“You can recognize a small truth because its opposite is a falsehood. The opposite of a great truth is another truth.”

“The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.”

“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”

“There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.”

“Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real.”

“It is not enough to be wrong, one must also be polite.”

“Stop being conned by the old mantra that says, 'Leaders are cool, managers are dweebs.' Instead, follow the Peters Principle: Leaders are cool. Managers are cool too!”

“I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.”

“He who puts out his hand to stop the wheel of history will have his fingers crushed.”

“Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.”

“The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.”

“I love Humanity but I hate humans”

“Truth disappears with the telling of it.”