“Beware the person who won't be bothered with details.”

“Success seems to be largely a matterof hanging on after others have let go.”

“Books open your mind, broaden your mind, and strengthen you as nothing else can.”

“If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.”

“Finishing a good book is like leaving a good friend”

“A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.”

“Justice is the only worship.Love is the only priest.Ignorance is the only slavery.Happiness is the only good.The time to be happy is now,The place to be happy is here,The way to be happy is to make...”

“Be a good human.”

“Our country in general assumes that "the pursuit of happiness" really means "the pursuit of pleasure" and that therefore pleasure is the greatest good.”

“What do you think my chances might be of finding a soul mate in the group of you? I'll be lucky if I can just find someone who'll be able to stand me for the rest of our lives. What if I've already...”

“There were a group of people before the Ascension known as the Astalsi. They claimed that each person was born with a certain finite amount of ill luck. And so, when an unfortunate event happened, ...”

“Well, good luck, the Vietnam verbal tic...It was as though people couldnt stop themselves from saying it, even when they actually meant to express the opposite wish, like, Die, motherfucker. Usuall...”