“I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.”

“It's nice to be with someone, but I don't think you need to be in a relationship to feel complete. That would be really sad.”

“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?”

“I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.”

“I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna end up a car wreck.”

“Not everyone may not think the way you do.”

“I think you're wrong.""Think what you like.”

“To think, to think, even with a split second left - to think was the only hope.”

“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”

“Sports can't be run by governments.”

“You can't just let nature run wild.”

“If you could see my thoughts, you could see our faces.”

“Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement. ... The conventional big-bosomed blonde is not mysterious. And what could be more obvious than the old black vel...”

“My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my boyfriend the summer before. I accomplished this with the persistent and ski...”