“Alcoholism is a genetically predisposed disease and it does run in my family. I also think I felt like a misfit. I was in the South, everybody was blonde. I just didn't feel like I fitted in. It wa...”

“It's nice to be with someone, but I don't think you need to be in a relationship to feel complete. That would be really sad.”

“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?”

“I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.”

“I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna end up a car wreck.”

“I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something.”

“I could never date a guy with a pet snake.”

“Every great story seems to begin with a snake.”

“Okay. We've got about twenty minutes before I get mean again.' She laughed, relieved the night was still young, 'What are you, some kind of sex-werewolf?”

“True love”

“Love”

“But I miss screamin' and fightin' and kissin' in the rain and it's 2 a.m. and I'm cursin' your name. You're so in love the you act insane, and that's the way I loved you.”

“When I became insane, the music that calms me down”

“I would much rather have my grotesque products of the imagination compared to your delusional sanity.”