“I think that there are a lot of really beautiful Christmas carols, and then sometimes there are horrible renditions of them that are played to death in malls that make me sad. I try to avoid stores...”

“'The Comeback' is my favorite TV show of all-time because it's just brill. It's Lisa Kudrow's show about what it's like to be an actor on a TV show. She's so amazing on it.”

“I went to college and got my degree in acting, but because it was all theater, I really consider my first couple years on 'Mad Men' as amazing training for working in television and for acting on-c...”

“Boy, you know, it's amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve, and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot.”

“NBC gives comedies a chance to find their legs.”

“I've had a very positive experience in L.A. in the comedy world and found everyone to be very nice and welcoming. It's been really fun.”

“You like me not because I like you. I like you just because I like me.”

“Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.”

“If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“An unknown road will always lead somewhere where you haven't been before.”

“The 'Smart' radio frequency (RF) utility meter program is a known biologically harmful system that has been implemented by evil people.”

“I could forget that part, but it had to have been true.”