“It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.”

“Be brave. Take the hill. But first answer the question, "What is my hill?”

“I've never been a jealous person, and I've never felt built up by someone else's failure - that's a cheap thrill.”

“We dissect failure a lot more than we dissect success.”

“There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it.”

“There's a gap between what I want to do, what I do on camera, and what gets edited. Right? So the goal is to try and close the gaps. What's the biggest compliment is if I read a review and it's exa...”

“We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities and boyfriend/girlfriend juice, the stain of lies. For o...”

“The teachers complain that the students today are all lazy, ignorant, and stupid. But the truth is that you're smarter than they are. You're not even old enough to drive and you already know that n...”

“I told her about school and how I sat on a wall there and felt stories and words move through me ...”

“You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.”

“Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.”

“I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.”