“Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.”

“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”

“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”

“That is one good thing about this worldthere are always sure to be more springs.”

“People talk about the beauty of the spring, but I can't see it. The trees are brown and bare, slimy with rain. Some are crawling with new purple hairs. And the buds are bulging like tumorous acne, ...”

“It is so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived light in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done.”

“Shoes are like society. Once in awhile they have to replace the worn out souls.”

“The sports apparel industry was dominated by the big shoe companies. But there was a void in apparel and I decided to fill it.”

“If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?”

“The more clearly you understand yourself and your emotions, the more you become a lover of what is.”

“There are only two ways to live your life: as though nothing is a miracle, or as though everything is a miracle.”

“The moral of the tale is, don't live for the approval of others. The real you is here to find out the secret of life, not to satisfy someone else's opinion.”