“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.”

“Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.”

“One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor ...”

“Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.”

“With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get.”

“The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.”

“Well, I'm not a big sports fan.”

“Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.”

“I've always eaten well and have a balanced diet.”

“Don't seek love externally, it's fleeting. Go beyond the ego and awaken thelove that already exists within; it will encompass everyone andeverything in your life; it will permeate your very being.”

“There is no use being alive if one must work. The event from which each of us is entitled to expect the revelation of his own lifes meaning - that event which I may not yet have found, but on whose...”

“There is a greater purpose to living which is found in the spirit, which is the Being, and that purpose is worth living for.”