“My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.”

“Theres no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.”

“You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldnt worry?”

“I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.”

“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!”

“Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.”

“I woke up as the sun was reddening; and that was the one distinct time in my life, the strangest moment of all, when I didn't know who I was - I was far away from home, haunted and tired with trave...”

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Gh...”

“To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden.”

“See? Instead of thinking of a way to help my people, all I can think of is the smell of your hair and that small dimple on your cheek when you smile. (Victor)”