“My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.”

“You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldnt worry?”

“I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.”

“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!”

“Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.”

“This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.”

“Mercy is for the weak let me show you how much of an Unseelie I still am.”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“Could we wear spandex and blow things up?”

“I woke up as the sun was reddening; and that was the one distinct time in my life, the strangest moment of all, when I didn't know who I was - I was far away from home, haunted and tired with trave...”

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Gh...”

“To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden.”

“See? Instead of thinking of a way to help my people, all I can think of is the smell of your hair and that small dimple on your cheek when you smile. (Victor)”