“Where were the scientific pamphlets that taught a woman how to listen to herself die?”

“...you have been fraternizing with warewolves overmuch! Military men can be terribly bad for one's verbal concatenation!”

“[She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing.”

“I'll never wake up in a good mood again.I'm tired of these stinky boots”

“Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?”

“Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.”