“I happen to be a fantastic kisser. Sadly, you will never get to find out.Never say never, he answers in a singsong voice.Thanks for that, Justin Bieber. But yeah, not going to happen, dude.”

“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldnt be bored. Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.”

“So this is what you two do when youre up here, Dean drawls. All that deep, intensive tutoring. He air-quotes the last word, chuckling in delight.Actually, Garretts just helping me brush up on my ma...”

“You won't let anything bad happen to me, will you, Garrett?"A lump the size of Massachusetts lodges in my throat. I swallow hard and try to speak past it."Never.”

“I happen to be a fantastic kisser. Sadly, you will never get to find out.”“Never say never,” he answers in a singsong voice.“Thanks for that, Justin Bieber. But yeah, not going to happen, dude.”

“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.”

“You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.”

“Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.”

“I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.”

“Any man's a fool who lets himself be a wage-earning slave, today.”

“If love is like a possession, maybe my letter are like my exorcisms”

“I had fallen too far. I was in love with Rush Finlay.”

“Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.”

“I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.”

“Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.”