“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.”

“I had a dream about you last night... it was about a dreamer and a drifter walking into a bar. They start talking and swapping stories. No matter what the drifter says the dreamer always one-upped ...”

“I had a dream about you last night... and in it you said "Chin up; it only gets harder.”

“I had a dream about you last night... in it, we wondered why dogs come in packs but you can't pack dogs.”

“I had a dream about you last night... and found out that friends are a label we love to use, but usually it's just a nice word for "acquaintance.”

“I had a dream about you last night... I think flying saucer activity is pretty easy to explain; if I had one, I'd go joyriding too.”

“OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!"*smack*J-just now, that made a really loud noise.."Do you wanna hear it again?"N-no, you'll just hit me again!"Kyo and Tohru”

“I will take away your means of escape.”

“Don't spend your time fetching water with a basket for it will never get filled up”

“When someone criticizes you, give them two gifts- your smile and a compliment.”

“Always forget to complain, but never forget to appreciate and compliment.”

“Never has it been inappropriate for a girl to wear a red dress.”

“Nobody will achieve anything just by dreaming.”

“What you are seeing and hearing right now is nothing but a dream. You are dreaming right now in this moment. You are dreaming with the brain awake.”

“I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarviks artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature thats all fake heart and no brain is whats ...”