Some of you from outside the South may be wondering why were emphasizing this irrefutable historical fact that everyone should know so strongly already. Well, its because there has been an unfortunate tendency down here to deflect as much attention as possible away from the atrocities that the South was responsible for before, during, and after the war, and to focus on the glory, the courage, and all that kind of shit instead. We name roads, schools, and parks after Confederate leaders. We erect statues in their honor. We revere them and honor them, all while ignoring the gigantic racist elephant in the room. 4 Look, it aint nothin wrong with glory and courage, and its completely legitimate to acknowledge the military greatness of some of the Confederacys leaders, but whats not okay is to do so without also acknowledging their complicity in and tacit acceptance of one of the single most reprehensible and inhumane practices in human history. 5 Its disingenuous. Its cheap. Its cowardly. We gotta cut that shit out. So, yes, we fought a war for slavery, and because sometimes the universe gets some shit right (waterfalls, potatoes, Scarlett Johansson), we lost. Which is another thing we apparently need to remind some of our fellow Southerners of. Not only did we fight a war for slavery, but we got our asses whupped. Until we can all agree to accept this and act accordingly, were never going to be able to move on. Its nothing to be proud of, yallit really aint. We fought and we lost. But our defeat was a great victory for morality and for the country as a whole. Southerners tend to act as if the Civil War isnt history but a scientific theory whose results can be disproven if discussed enough. Its not. We lost. Get over it.