“You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.”

“The greatest fear of my life turned into the most relaxation moment when I realized I am not alone in this.”

“He loved dogs.She loved cats.That's the only possible reason they could figure out for their after-marriage fighting like Cats & Dogs.”

“Love is a relative emotional quality”

“Whenever you feel hatred to your loved ones, start thinking about the love you felt once for your beloved.”

“Love. It doesn't change for any person to any person. It evolves.”

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

“Girls get screwed.Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they b...”

“Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”