“The opening line of her last column was: You know you really dont fit in with the other housewives you meet when the only way you can contribute to a discussion about babies is by saying, Yes, that...”

“Why did they have kids then? Why did they have children if they didnt want to love and nurture them? Werent you supposed to cherish every moment you got with your kids? The wives sounded like the o...”

“Sarah. She had thought they had thrown that bit of history into the trash, and the trash into the incinerator. But apparently Sarah had only been thrown into a plastic bag and left in the closet un...”

“She logged in and read a few of her old posts, smiling at the issues she had raged about and shaking her head at how some of the rants now seemed pretentious and judgmental. She had grown so much w...”

“But she needs me more than she needs him and I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.”

“Your excitement, motivation, energy, happiness should be dependent on YOU and YOU ONLY!!!!!”

“Happiness Is Dependent Upon Choosing To Function Within The Laws And Principles Of Kingdom Of God”

“We are on strike, we, the men of the mind.We are on strike against self-immolation. We are on strike against the creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. We are on strike against the dogma ...”

“If only it were possible to love without injury fidelity isnt enough: I had been faithful to Anne and yet I had injured her. The hurt is in the act of possession: we are too small in mind and body...”

“She looks at the swings, and I can see shes imagining what theyd look like if the kids werent there. The guilt of this holds her down momentarily. It appears to be there constantly. Never far away,...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”