“...WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY...that counts?...that carries meaning?...that made the day worthwhile?...what will you do tomorrow?”

“And then ... perhaps someone will write a book about making a film about a story that is taken from this book which is taken from a real-life story that was copied from a story in a book. You know?”

“You are the stories you tell, whatever their basis in fact or experience. Its who you are.”

“Stories are how we connect. Evolution isnt seriously about thumbs but about how we use language thats what raises us above dumb animals, right? Language?”

“Telling stories to make himself into something that he isnt. We all do it. We all tell stories to make ourselves look better.”

“At some point the body offers only disappointment.”

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

“All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.”

“They were looking at videos, and the woman was giggling quietly, as they often do in porn stores, unable to believe what theyre seeing, the monuments men have built to vaginas and to the very notio...”

“Many seasoned porn whores develop an ability to check out at will. The girl, on her back has unlit vacancy signs where her eyes once were.”