“Come here, cat. You wouldnt want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.”

“You'd help if you could, wouldn't you, boy?" I said. "It's no wonder they call you man's best friend. Faithful and loyal and true, you share in our sorrows and rejoice with us in our triumphs, the ...”

“Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.”

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”