“Besides the pain in my gut, why shouldn't I laugh? I've almost escaped death in a foreign country.”

“I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.”

“There has to be at least one other reason besides money that makes you do the things that you do.”

“There's no need to blame fate or destiny for a stupid decision.”

“Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.”

“Don't get me wrong, she was an attractive girl, but the last thing she needed was to get mixed up with me.”

“Trust your heart if the seas catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backward.”

“The decision is mine, and I choose happiness”

“...we confidently say that it's not worth trying to reach any conclusions merely because we decide to stop halfway along the path that would lead us straight to them.”

“A small hole in his shirt revealed a gooey red blob right in the meaty part above his armpit, blood pouring from the wound. It hurt. It hurt bad. If hed thought his headache downstairs had been tou...”

“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. ”

“I think war is a dangerous place.”