“People take power trips at the most inopportune times.”

“His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.”

“I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.”

“She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.”

“Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.”

“To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, " It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul for literary fame, since the soul is a writer's inner voice...”

“There is always room in my life for a unicorn.(i.e. fantasy)”

“He lost his appetite for reading. He was afraid of being overwhelmed again. In mystery novels people died like dolls being discarded; in science fiction enormities of space and time conspired to cr...”

“That he had been born an artistin all waysa paragon of romantic torment out of the likes of some Bront novelhas yet to make itselfknown to him. He watches himself unfold.”

“You are the master of your emotions and you and only you have the power to control them external and internal.”