“His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.”

“I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.”

“He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.”

“She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.”

“Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.”

“To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, " It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul for literary fame, since the soul is a writer's inner voice...”

“There is always room in my life for a unicorn.(i.e. fantasy)”

“Never Give up, never surrender.”

“Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: - Raker CAN piss into the wind. - Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross -- just never his own. - Superman wears Raker paj...”

“There was no one alive who did not contribute his share of mystery to the world.”