“Use your profession to fund your passion.”

“It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.”

“There is enough dough in the world to make bread for us all to eat together.”

“I may not be where I want to be but I'm thankful for not being where I used to be.”

“My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!”

“A good woman keeps her mind right and her body tight.”

“I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest -- blest beyond what language can express because I am my husband's life as fully as he is m...”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.”

“A righteous wife is a respectful wife.”

“A respectful woman is a righteous woman.”

“I refuse to believe that all men are pigs and women competing whores.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”