“Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour?”

“It's better to swallow pride than blood.”

“I have suffered from depression for most of my life. It is an illness.”

“It's better to swallow pride than blood.”

“This is where the pivotal events of my childhood unfolded, while I ate banana and root beer Popsicles, two by two, tucking the sticks neatly under the skirt of the chair. It's where Sunnybank Lad m...”

“80s music sounds so 80s now. But in the 80s, it just sounded like music.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”