“I scan the room. Catherine is writing quickly, her light brown hair falling over her face. She is left-handed, and because she writes in pencil her left arm is silver from wrist to elbow.”

“I dont know what youre talking about, but any organization that claims you for a member doesnt get to call itself sinister, whether youre left-handed or not. I would be insulted to be offered membe...”

“This was met with a long pause. Are you really left-handed? Mr. Marshall asked.No. Ive just been pretending to use my left hand my entire life because I enjoy never being able to work scissors prop...”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”