“The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it.”

“A $3 Cup of Coffee is Worth a Book.”

“There's no point in fighting for a woman that is rude and boring, just because she's hot. Such woman shortens your lifespan.”

“If you're not hated by many, you're not good enough yet, because God hates and always hated the majority for good reasons.”

“The problem with feminists is that they're so motivated by competing against men that they end up becoming more masculine than men themselves, which makes them start complaining that men aren't mas...”

“Years ago a black man spoke about love and was crucified. Then Martin Luther King spoke about equality and was shot. Can you SEE why?”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”