Wheres the pizza? Something warm and furry came and leaned against my right leg. I reached down to pet Rocky, a black lab who was going gray around his eyes and muzzle. Rocky wants to know where the pizza is, too.Hes the reason the food is in the kitchen. Last time we kept it out here on the picnic table, he helped himself to half of a large bacon pepperoni pizza and then he threw up in my moms closet. She was cleaning dog barf out of her shoes for days.I squatted down and rubbed Rockys ears. I bet you were framed, huh, buddy? He leaned into the ear rub and sighed. I bet it was the cat, wasnt it? He sighed again like he was agreeing with me.Nice try, but there isnt that much barf in a cat, Trevor said.

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