“HARV, can you help at all here? I asked, spinning downward.I am writing your obituary. Well, not so much writing it as updating it, HARV told me.If I lived, I was going to kill HARV.”

“HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. You really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully, he lectured.I skim them, I protested.Well, if you skimmed them more carefully...”

“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didnt come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much as the next guy, but this place would be too cheesy for a giant mutant rat who had ...”

“My number one fear is heights. Well, not so much the heights but the falling from heights. Actually the falling isnt that bad (I have a strong heart), its the sudden stops that are painful. Believe...”

“Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly wed have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage.”

“So, what youre basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.”

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“His men had begun gathering the wounded or stunned into a small group some distance back up the slope. Here and there an animal or human stirred, but not many. There were few cries of pain or fear ...”

“There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yo...”

“A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam.”