“HARV, can you help at all here? I asked, spinning downward.I am writing your obituary. Well, not so much writing it as updating it, HARV told me.If I lived, I was going to kill HARV.”

“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didnt come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much as the next guy, but this place would be too cheesy for a giant mutant rat who had ...”

“My number one fear is heights. Well, not so much the heights but the falling from heights. Actually the falling isnt that bad (I have a strong heart), its the sudden stops that are painful. Believe...”

“Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly wed have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage.”

“So, what youre basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.”

“Twoa said, obviously still in my brain. "It was my pheromones," she said defensively. I looked up at her; she was sniffing herself. She looked down at me. "Okay, maybe it wasnt ALL the pheromones,"...”

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”

“Sibyl, what do you want?I want to live, the Sibyl said, and her voice rang rich and full. I want to keep on living forever and watching heroes and fools and knights go up and down, into the world a...”

“When God is driven to the periphery of the public square, the human spiritual capacity longs for exercise, and it often finds it in the suspension of disbelief and activity of the imagination that ...”

“When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”