“Do all the good you can. By all the means you can. In all the ways you can. In all the places you can. At all the times you can. To all the people you can. As long as ever you can.”

“Give me one hundred preachers who fear nothing but sin, and desire nothing but God, and I care not a straw whether they be clergymen or laymen; such alone will shake the gates of hell and set up th...”

“It was a common saying among the Christians in the primitive Church, "The soul and the body make a man; the spirit and discipline make a Christian;" implying, that none could be real Christians, wi...”

“Unless God has raised you up for this very thing, you will be worn out by the opposition of men and devils. But if God be for you, who can be against you? Are all of them together stronger than God...”

“Light yourself on fire with passion and people will come from miles to watch you burn.”

“Holy solitaries' is a phrase no more consistent with the Gospel than holy adulterers. The Gospel of Christ knows no religion but social; no holiness, but social holiness.”

“Far from being a treatise meant to justify Gods righteousness in unconditional election, Romans 911 is a treatise about the incomprehensible mercy and scandalous faithfulness of God towards his cre...”

“The God of Romans 911 finds ways to show mercy, even when the facts clamor for judgment. This doesnt sound much like Calvinism to me, but it does sound a whole lot like Jesus.”

“How is it more for the glory of God to save man irresistibly, than to save him as a free agent, by such grace as he may either concur or resist?”

“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Worm...”