Nix to Declan:Begin transcriptTesting. Hello, hellooo, anybody out there? Check, check, one, two. Soft pee. Puh, puh. Resonance! Sooooooft pee. Alpha bravo disco tango duck.This is Nx! Im the Ever-Knowing One, a goddess incandescent, incomparable, and irresistible. But enough about what you think of me. Its a beautiful day in New Orleans. The wind is out of the east at a steady five knots and clouds look like rabbits But enough about what you think of me!Now, down to businessSquirrel!Where was I? [Long pause] Why am I in Regins car? Bertil, you crawl right back out of that bong this minute!Oh, I remember! I am hereby laying down this track for Magister Declan Chase. If you are a mortal of the recorder peon class, know that Dekko and I go waaaaay back, and hell go berserk (snicker snicker) if he doesnt receive this transmittal. Chase, riddle me this: whats beautiful but monstrous, long of tooth but sharp of tooth and soft of mind, and can never ever tell a lie?Thats right. The Enemy of Old can be very useful to you. So use him already.P.S. Your middle names about to be spelled r-e-g-r-e-t.And with that, I must bid you adieu. Dont worry, well catch up very soon. [Muffled] Whos mummys wittle echolocator? Thats rightyou are!End transcript
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About Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior
Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior.
Themes
- Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life