“Fear and doubt are major stampeders.”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.""Now there's a thought," Lor says."If you mean what I think you mean, you want to shut the fuck up and never think it again," Ryodan says.”

“And Mega has a crush on Chester.""I do not!""Do too, Mega.""He's like, old!""How old, Christian says.""Like at least thirty or something."Lor laughs. " Fucking ancient, ain't it, kid?""Dude," I agr...”

“Friends dont build cages for each other.”

“There are only two things to worry about in life: either youre free or youre not. If youre free, theres nothing to worry about. If youre not, you kick the shit out of everything around you until yo...”

“You cant give somebody faith. They either got it or they dont.”

“It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.""Now there's a thought," Lor says."If you mean what I think you mean, you want to shut the fuck up and never think it again," Ryodan says.”

“I smack myself in the forehead. Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods, theyre not moving! I exclaim. Theres a choking noise over my head somewhere. Etruscan snoods? I glow quietly inside. So...”

“With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess were all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybodys everythings gonna be hanging out, and some o th...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”