“90% of the game is half mental.”

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.”

“We made too many wrong mistakes.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”