“She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.”

“As for literary criticism in general: I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on f...”

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.”

“nights and days came and passedand summer and winterand the sun and the windand the rain.and it was good to be a little islanda part of the worldand a world of its ownall surrounded by the bright b...”

“When you drop a glass or a plate to the ground it makes a loud crashing sound. When a window shatters a table leg breaks or when a picture falls off the wall it makes a noise. But as for your heart...”

“A good friend of mine once said, "I have never met a bigot who was a reader as a child.”

“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and hes a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help you understand that hairy guy beside you.”

“If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day!”

“- You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful.”