“Yes, I could stop writing... But only after I shoot myself.”

“What a joyful adventure!”

“Most moderately active children as long as they have full stomachs cope well with exotic experiences, but parents should get fit for their trip. Young children will expect their parents to be All...”

“You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”