“What are you doing?What does it look like? Im getting down on my knees.His head butted against her stomach. Her muscles clenched, shocked at the touch, even through the layer of cotton.Ive never be...”

“While hed been tentatively considering a possible romantic relationship with her, shed fallen in love with him.He could barely speak. Why didnt you tell me? Come on. Youre almost thirty, youre old ...”

“Shed rather make love to him then watch any movie. We dont have to. Did I do something wrong?That made him turn to her. Of course not.Oh. Then dont you want to She trailed off, a blush rising.Are y...”

“In the deepest, darkest depths of her heart where she kept all her dreams locked up in a pink journal decorated with ponies and unicorns, shed fantasized about declaring her love for Sasha Karimi f...”

“Can youmake it different this time?Different, how?Different position, differentsomething. I want to learn it all.Whoa, pressure. When Mairas genius brain wanted to learn something, she really appli...”

“Nightmares did come true. Because, after her second night of major loving with the man of her dreams, the absolute last person she ever wanted to see was her mother. Yet there she was, her small, h...”

“Then I reminded myself that all intelligent children suffer bad dreams.”

“We ordinary people might lack your great speed or your X-Ray vision, Superman, but never underestimate the power of the human mind. We carry the most dangerous weapon on Earth inside these thick sk...”

“You want them to give Batman counselling sessions?""It's genius. Just make Bruce Wayne get over his shit, then, presto, no more Batman. The baddies win by default.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Every great love starts with a great story...”

“I knew, in the silence that followed, that anything could happen here. It might be too late: again, I might have missed my chance. But I would at least know I tried, that I took my heart and extend...”

“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.”