“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.”

“My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.”

“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.”

“Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.”

“I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide,...”

“I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”