“Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You dont have to do it, but its here if you choose to come back to it.”

“you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.”

“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”

“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-...”

“What's that?""That's my attack poodle.”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”