Asshole. Just for that, I expect you to wrap that dirty mouth of yours around my cock tonight. He narrowed his eyes on me.I couldnt believe hed just said that to me in a fancy restaurant where anyone might overhear. Are you kidding? Babe, he gave me a look that suggested I was missing the obvious, I never kid about blowjobs.Our waiter had descended on us just in time to hear those romantic words and his rosy cheeks betrayed his embarrassment. Ready to order? he croaked out.Yes, Braden answered, obviously uncaring hed been overhead. Ill have the steak, medium-rare. He smiled softly at me. What are you having? He took a swig of water. He thought he was so cool and funny. Apparently sausage. Braden choked on the water, coughing into his fists, his eyes bright with mirth as he put his glass back on the table. Are you okay, sir? The waiter asked anxiously. Im fine, Im fine.
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