“War is not two great armies meeting in the clash and frenzy of battle. War is a boy being carried on a stretcher, looking up at Gods blue sky with bewildered eyes that are soon to close; war is a w...”

“In my criminal work anything that wears skirts is a lady, until the law proves her otherwise. From the frayed and slovenly petticoats of the woman who owns a poultry stand in the market and who has...”

“I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.”

“To be kind to all to like many and love a few to be needed and wanted by those we love is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness.”

“Love is like the measles. The older you get it the worse the attack.”

“The world doesn't come to the clever folks it comes to the stubborn obstinate one-idea-at-a-time people.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Never Give up, never surrender.”

“Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: - Raker CAN piss into the wind. - Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross -- just never his own. - Superman wears Raker paj...”

“There was no one alive who did not contribute his share of mystery to the world.”