I can't be a cream puff.
“Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.”
“I promised my daughter I'd name my first restaurant after her, but now the other kids are like, 'Dad, what about us?' I'm gonna have to open four restaurants!”
“No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude!”
“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”
“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”
“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”