“If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.”

“The pine stays green in winter... wisdom in hardship.”

“A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner.”

“You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do.”

“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.”

“Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”