“You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.”

“The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, Im kidding. But killing helps.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”