“They have no discipline. Theyll still need us. Ha! said Postel. No discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published!" Amok 2015”

“Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasnt lazy. She was actually dead." Bats 2015”

“He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." Bats 2015”

“Purrrrrrrr Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. I hear a Kitty! Vlads eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. Youre teasing me!" Bats”

“Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." Bats 2015”

“Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel of its daywhich was Tuesday." Bats 2015”

“Much has been written on the excellence of bats' navigation equipment. It is all false. Tropical bats spend their entire time flying into obstacles with a horrible thudding noise. They specialize i...”

“#NAME?”

“We was used to each other in the way I s'pose two old bats can get used to hangin upside-down next to each other in the same cave, even though they're a long way from what you'd call the best of fr...”

“Did you just mentally pistol whip that guy, with his own gun? Nice, Amber. I would have just killed him.”

“Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet.”

“Goddamn it, do it yourself. Youre five hundred years old and you cant use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?”