Quotes by Fred Barnett

“They have no discipline. Theyll still need us. Ha! said Postel. No discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published!" Amok 2015”

“Grrrrowpt. said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass." BATS 2015”

“Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasnt lazy. She was actually dead." Bats 2015”

“He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." Bats 2015”

“Purrrrrrrr Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. I hear a Kitty! Vlads eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. Youre teasing me!" Bats”

“Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." Bats 2015”

“Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel of its daywhich was Tuesday." Bats 2015”

“Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you especially when they are pleading for their lives." Bats 2015”

“She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" BATS”

“...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countesss nether regions. BATS 2015”

“Theyre dogs. Never trust a man. Even when hes dead. Especially when hes dead. Bats 2015”

“Youre going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come Fk Me Heels?" Bats 2015”

“Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. Bats 2015”

“Wichtors been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Crnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." Bats 2015”

“Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pul rigiditate, while he told Mina. I vould like totally hang up on the dude. Hes no Baldwin." Bats 2015”

“We wont be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." Bats 2015”

“I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them on display, and then. Mina said, Were they displayed like this?" Bats 2015”

“...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects." Amok 2015”

“Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Daves butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.”

“They have no discipline. They’ll still need us.” “Ha!” said Postel. “No discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published!" — Amok 2015”