“Ceaseless.Almost too much for this small frame.You make me part of the sky.”

“I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.”

“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich.”

“I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider soup.”

“We're both whisper-screaming at each other. All I can think is this is the worst possible way to break up with somebody.”

“Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to what...”

“A lonely day is God's way of saying that he wants to spend some quality time with you.”

“When you love life passionately, a cloud of beauty floats above, adding an array of wonders to even the worse of days.”

“There would be no cloud-nine days without rock-bottom moments left below.”

“A court that wouldn't just change the world. It would start the world over.”

“Red in the head, Silver in the heart”

“I have a theory that the answers to all of life's major questions can found in a John Mayer song.”