“No es que yo sea bueno, es que los dems son tan malos que la comparacin se revela imposible.”

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy the joy of being Salvador Dal and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dal going to accomplish today?”

“At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.”

“An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.”

“Beauty should be edible, or not at all.”

“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”