“I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in a...”

“Youre a good man who happens to be a vampire. We arent human, but that doesnt make us monsters.”

“Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back th...”

“Look, Ill tell you what I do, but you wont believe me. Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be. Well then, heres the deal, Krysta...”

“Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?, I asked, dumbfounded.”

“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as ...”

“Youre a good man who happens to be a vampire. We arent human, but that doesnt make us monsters.”

“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.”

“Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back th...”

“Look, Ill tell you what I do, but you wont believe me. Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be. Well then, heres the deal, Krysta...”

“Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?, I asked, dumbfounded.”

“He reminded her of the way male lions look sad, as if their nobility is a terrible weight.”

“As we neared the watering hole, I saw lions sprawled at the base of the acacia tree, relaxing in the shade. Many, many lions. If a group of lions is normally called a pride, then this was, at the v...”