“The idea of freedom is a piece of dry bread thrown to people so that they can break their teeth with it.”

“We only have one life and two choices: sadness and regret for a past we cannot change or happiness for every moment we can choose how to live.”

“When they slam a door on your face, it's life, adding another 110 lb plate to your bar and telling you: "Let's see how strong you are".”

“In every moment of our life, we can deactivate the self-destruction command.”

“Nowadays, nobody can teach you a useful thing about life, since models are outdated one moment after.”

“When we are children or teenagers, most of us experience something which has devastating effects on our growth and own identity. It's happens when we are compared to others. "you are like your fath...”

“Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?”

“I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.”

“You see, the best thing about wrong decisions is that they dont prevent you from making the right decisions later on. Its harder, but its not impossible.”

“Nigeria has divided itself into PDP and APC.The PDP is to go on making mistakes while APC is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”

“Stupidity and wisdom meet in the same centre of sentiment and resolution, in the suffering of human accidents.”

“If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.”

“There are only 2 paths to happiness in life. Utter Stupidity or Exceptional Wealth.”