“Pray to whatever you believe in that they don't send the snakes.”

“It sucks. I think you'd make a pretty snake woman, but I'm not really into that kind of girl. Those pointy teeth and slitted nose. Their mindless need to kill..." He shuddered.”

“I'd like to see you dance around a caldron naked.”

“So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?”

“Kissing her wasn't just a kiss. It was a full-body, mid-altering experience.”

“I promise if you come to my car I won't cuff you unless..." his voice dropped in a sensuous tone, "...that's what you want.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“History has been written, but it has not always been right or complete.”

“I want to kiss you again, Tess.Why?He chuckled, low under his breath. Why? Because youre beautiful, and because I want you. And I think you want me too.”

“With every breath I take, I will always love you.”