“Pray to whatever you believe in that they don't send the snakes.”

“It sucks. I think you'd make a pretty snake woman, but I'm not really into that kind of girl. Those pointy teeth and slitted nose. Their mindless need to kill..." He shuddered.”

“I'd like to see you dance around a caldron naked.”

“So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?”

“Kissing her wasn't just a kiss. It was a full-body, mid-altering experience.”

“Death had touched her, hurt her, and left her to deal with its disagreeable aftermath.”

“You can't mean to dance with the lass; she's great with child!"Killian smiled broadly at this. "Aye, well, I do indeed intend to dance with her and, aye, I'm aware she carries a child!" He leaned c...”

“No more shall the birds or the beasts seek to harm me,From the power that has held them, they will henceforth be set freeAnd should another such attempt dare come to beThe doer of the spell shall b...”

“I swear the man could seduce the holy mother!”

“Im not really sure why Ziggy puts up with me.Im broken. Mostly because of the broken woman who spawned me. I swear, adults should have to get a license to make a kid. Prove theyve got their shit to...”

“Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!”

“Love is the net profit on life.”

“Pray to whatever you believe in that they don't send the snakes.”

“Are you nervous?"... "A little." "Do you want to stop?" "No, just go slow." "I can do that." He could do any damn thing she asked of him.”

“You want to start over?" he murmured against her ear. His hot breath sent shivers to her toes.”